"Rare Candy" is a single by Monopoly Phonic featuring Ayesha Erotica. It was released on January 8th, 2019.
Background[]
Although the song was released in 2019, Monopoly Phonic confirmed in YouTube comments that the song was recorded before Ayesha's retirement in late 2018.[1]
In August 2022, a remastered version was released on Spotify and Apple Music.
Lyrics[]
[Intro: Monopoly Phonic]
Princess Ayesha E and queen Monopoly Phonic
We're on it
[Verse 1: Monopoly Phonic]
I came to party, I'm dancing all night
Wearing the trainers, yeah, my dirty Nikes
I'm not working though, I got in for free
So don't even think about coming for me
Feeling my look, it's whatever I want
My trousers are baggy, my make-up on point
I'ma cross-dress and my waist is not cinched
I need to breathe when my candy kicks in
[Verse 2: Monopoly Phonic]
Ask me if I give a damn
Ask me if I give a fuck
I don't always have sex in drag
But when I do, I always get my dick sucked
By some guy who says he's straight
Then I cum onto his face
Then he goes on a date with his girl
And she kiss him on the cheek
And I wonder if she can taste
[Pre-Chorus: Monopoly Phonic]
Met a girl in the bathroom said
"If you wanna take it to the next level, hun
Here, this will come in handy"
I'm about to be up all night
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
[Chorus: Monopoly Phonic]
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
[Verse 3: Ayesha Erotica]
Now some bitches do it, and some of 'em won't
Sell their boyfriends ass for a Fendi mink coat
If its Micky D's, or Craigslist blowing
You know I'm only fucking if it's cash a-flowing
I been fucked with a beer bottle yeah, that's right, for a night
And guess what bitch? My ass is still tight
That elastic snapped, I might break your dick
Dress you up like a bitch and make you take some pics
You little freak, you like the dirty lines I speak
Come into my dungeon, make the bed squeak
Kick it to the couch if your ass is cheap, nasty creep
You're being too fast for me
Actually, I put you in your place
Write my name in lipstick on your pervert face
Smoke a lot of weird shit, but it's probably chronic
Princess Ayesha E and queen Monopoly Phonic
We're on it
[Pre-Chorus: Monopoly Phonic]
Met a girl in the bathroom said
"If you wanna take it to the next level, hun
Here, this will come in handy"
I'm about to be up all night
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
[Chorus: Monopoly Phonic]
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
You got the rare candy
Got the, got the rare candy
It's time to level up, yeah, bitch you got the rare candy
Audio[]
Trivia[]
- The song samples "STEP you" by Ayumi Hamasaki.
- 50 Cent's song "Candy Shop" was played at the end of the song.
- The song and cover art are Pokémon-themed.
- The drawings of Ayesha and Monopoly Phonic in the cover art are traced from Pokémon characters, with Ayesha being a traced version of Lyra.
