"Not Gonna Send U N00dz", (known as "Not Gonna Send U Nudes Chad" and abbreviated as "NGSUNC") is an unreleased demo by Ayesha Erotica. The song was intended for her debut album, BIG JUICY.
Background[]
After Ayesha scrapped the song, the instrumental of the song was used for the title track, "Big Juicy". The first snippet leaked sometime in 2021 following another snippet in April. The full solo demo leaked on June 11th, 2021.
On November 4th, 2023, a fan asked Ayesha if the song was going to be a collaboration. She confirmed that it was indeed a collaboration with her close friend Kiki Ryder, and that "it turned into big juicy which is better".[1] It's unknown if a version with Kiki's vocals exist.[2]
Theme[]
Ayesha portrays herself and a friend conversing with each other throughout the lyrics about a guy named Chad's incessant online harassment and sexting attempts. The two ultimately plot to murder him.[2]
Official Versions[]
| Version | Length |
|---|---|
| "Not Gonna Send U N00dz" (feat. Kiki Ryder) | |
| "Not Gonna Send U N00dz" (Solo Demo) | 3:16 |
Lyrics[]
[Verse 1]
Here we go, I'm back online
And oh fuck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello", I send "Whatever"
'Cause to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute
But all he wants is a photoshoot
"Hey baby girl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my dick"
Oh please, boy, don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your piece is sad
You fuck my friends in your father's Benz
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna sеnd you any nudes
[Spoken Pre-Chorus]
Oh my God, how did he get my numbеr?
Did you give it to him?
What? Why would I do that?
Okay, yeah, I did
Oh my God, he won't stop texting, ugh
[Chorus]
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Oh my God)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (You're fucking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (What the fuck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad
You're not getting nudes, Chad
I'm not gonna send you nudes, Chad (Fuck you, Chad)
[Verse 2]
I'd block his number but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now
It's so annoying and fucking sick
I don't wanna see your turkey dick
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally fucking harassing me
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, bitch, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait, before we start the chase
I wanna check my Myspace
[Spoken Pre-Chorus]
Okay, you got his address?
I thought you had it and who said you were driving?
You don't even know how to drive
Besides, you're in charge of the music
Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music
Says who?
[Chorus]
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (You're gonna die)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (Ha ha, fucking loser)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (You're gonna fucking die)
[Bridge]
Ugh, ugh (You're gonna fucking die)
Ugh, ugh, ugh (You're gonna fucking die)
[Chorus]
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (We got you, bitch)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (It was totally worth it)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (That's what you fucking get)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (You fucking loser)
Trivia[]
- This song features sound effects from AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), an instant messaging service that was launched in 1997 and closed in 2017. The service competed with MSN and was very popular in the late 90s and early-mid 2000s before losing popularity to Facebook Messenger.[3]
- According to Ayesha, "Chad" is a fictional character.[4]
References[]
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| Artists | Ayesha Erotica |
|---|---|
| Tracks | "Coked Up" • "Cocaine Superstar" • "Big Juicy" • "Cadillacs" • "Make U Cum" • "Sixteen" • "Emo Boy" • "Juicy Couture" |
| Bonus Tracks | "You Were The Tease" • "I Wanna Meet U" |
| Cut Songs | "Control" • "Out In Hollywood" • "Not Gonna Send U N00dz" • "Superpuss" • "Can't Breathe" • "Close" |
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| Leaked Songs | "Best Friend" • "Big Boobs & Fat Cock" • "Boom Boom" • "Crack Rock" • "Disco Baby" • "Hard" • "If It Bubble" • "Lil' Bimbo" • "Not Gonna Send U N00dz" • "Sidekick" • "Trashy Clothing" • "Unrequited Love" • "Uppercut" • "Want Ya" |
|---|---|
| Partially Leaked Songs | "Hummer Limo" • "Just Lipgloss" • "Robux" |
| Unleaked Songs | "Like My Daddy" • "So Severe" • "Unknown Taylor Crenshaw Tribute Song" • "Unknown Crapface Collaboration" |