"A Stoner's Freestyle" (also known as "Alyson Stoner's Freestyle" & "Alyson Stoner") is a song by Ayesha Erotica. It was released on her main SoundCloud account, "pussysugar" on August 22nd, 2017.[1]
Background[]
The song was posted onto Twitter with the caption:[1]
"Wow, i can't believe what alyson stoner has been up to since she left disney chanel!!! She just released this new song!"
It was later posted to an Ayesha's alternate SoundCloud account, "DisneyBitch", on August 23rd, 2017.
Lyrics[]
[Intro]
Stoner (Stoner)
A real ass motherfuckin' bitch just stepped in the fucking game
Alyson motherfuckin' Stoner
Disney bitch
Uh-huh, uh
[Verse]
I never fucked Dylan, I never fucked Cole
But I bet you hoes that they dick swole
I popped my pussy at Camp Rock
Yeah, for me and Demi it was Camp Cock
My hair long and my ass tight
My face c*nt and my hair right
See, I'm the bitch that they think about
When they pound away at they fleshlight
I fucked Joe and I fucked Nick
I'm a Disney bitch and I suck dick (What?)
My titties fat, my skin soft
I'll suck Steve Martin's dick off
Stoner but I keep an eight ball in my purse
I keep the Glock in the trunk
I'll put ya mom in the hearse, uh
[Outro]
Alyson motherfuckin' Stoner, bitch
Don't forget the fucking name
Shout the fuck out to Missy
She's a real ass bitch
I'm out
Audio[]
Trivia[]
- This song reuses the instrumental of "Hide a Body", a 2015 demo Ayesha made for Miss Prada.[1]
